I mean, I think this counts as a “customer is always right” situation. Surely there’s some empty cruise ships or movie theaters... they’re our responsibility. 
I regret to inform you we have ran out of room to store all the white people you have asked us to get. So we are looking into finding an angle to export them. Until we can figure this out, please keep your come get your crazy white person request to no more than 100 a day...
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