I ate romaine lettuce last night. A lot of it. I'm still here... for now.
Replying to @bobcesca_go
Saw it being pulled from the shelf as I shopped. I have a theory that Trump's hair is romaine salad sprayed tanned to match his ompaloopa bloated body.
3:26 PM - 20 Nov 2018
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