If you're worried about being alpha, you're definitely not an alpha. No one talks about this.
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Of course not, it entirely depends on the length and luster of your beard.

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Actually, all the power is derived from the mustache. The beard itself is merely a defense mechanism that people focus on.
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I hope everyone read this is a Jeff Foxworthy voice because I typed it in that voice


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Mine was in Ron Swanson's voice. I feel like the two could have a conversation.
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