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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 May 2014

    The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet: that's why we recommend Telkom ADSL.

    3 replies 20 retweets 21 likes
  2. Retweeted
    29 Mar 2017

    Here's a picture of our President. Have a great day Mr. President. We know you'll make the right decisions today:

    253 replies 2,672 retweets 2,419 likes
  3. 12 Jan 2017

    11 retweets 7 likes
  4. 12 Apr 2016

    What birthday present do you get a President who thinks morals and scruples are Russia's currency?

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  5. 12 Apr 2016

    Telkom fun fact: roughly 3% of our on-hold callers drop off due to old age.

    5 retweets 4 likes
  6. 8 Apr 2016

    Every slow ADSL line means another person unable to read bad press about our beloved President.

    3 retweets 3 likes
  7. 8 Apr 2016

    Drinking tequila makes my head feel like the sounds a dial-up modem made in the 90's.

    1 reply 2 retweets
  8. Retweeted
    17 Mar 2016

    For the best spin on the scandal, follow

    2 retweets 1 like
  9. 18 Mar 2016

    ANC has asked that we block all news sites except and .

    2 retweets
  10. Retweeted
    16 Mar 2016

    is being used by ANN7. The Guptas have even captured Zuma 's hashtag

    3 replies 16 retweets 13 likes
  11. 30 Nov 2015

    The next phase of our call center restructuring brings our staff count down to three interns and a parrot.

    3 replies 4 retweets 4 likes
  12. 30 Nov 2015

    I wonder what's the best wine to pair with my corn flakes?

    2 retweets 2 likes
  13. 26 Nov 2015

    News just in: asking if we could kindly shut down the parts of the internet that have the leaked memo on it.

    1 retweet 1 like
  14. 26 Nov 2015

    Oh look, the memo doesn't want you to see. I wonder how that got here?

    2 retweets 4 likes
  15. 27 Oct 2015

    How our great company was founded

    2 replies 7 retweets 5 likes
  16. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2015

    Why is Elastoplast not sponsoring these must fall campaigns? Imagine all the scraped knees.

    1 reply 16 retweets 11 likes
  17. 22 Oct 2015

    We're just really grateful that people are prepared to march for university fees instead of, say, broadband speeds.

    1 reply 2 retweets 5 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2015
    Replying to

    @ANCMPS check this out - all claims of no HIGH TREASON charges were just pure lies!!!

    5 retweets 2 likes
  19. 21 Oct 2015

    Luthuli House asking us if we can turn off this twitter thing so that can go away.

    1 reply 6 retweets
  20. 21 Oct 2015

    Govt. slow to react to student protests because they rely on Telkom ADSL to get their news

    4 retweets
  21. 21 Oct 2015

    is business as usual for us

    7 retweets 2 likes

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