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@tejanochica

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    12 hours ago

    *studies C19 American lit* ISHMAEL: dangerous job for low pay THOREAU: no job, lives alone DICKINSON: never leaves the house WHITMAN: loafs BARTLEBY: dies instead of working ME [in an interview]: why yes, I do think my degree has prepared me for life in the modern economy.

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    6 hours ago

    I dont even watch Game Of Thrones but apparently a girl did a hero thing and so men are LOSING THEIR SHIT. I don’t understand this bc I know all u motherfuckers are Alien fans and i need u to understand that Ellen Ripley could beat ya asses too. So stay mad sirs.

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    14 hours ago

    “What are your ideal work conditions?”

    gooooob morning. the human is working from home today. but i require attention. so i’m going to sit in their lap. and randomly press buttons on their computer. until they give up
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    24 hours ago

    Article says GOT is dark because the show’s creators wanted it to be realistic.. ITS A SHOW ABOUT FLYING DRAGONS AND ZOMBIES, NO ONE IS HERE FOR REALISM - GIMME SOME LIGHT

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  5. 2 hours ago

    I've come to find out that my family's go-to, lazy, I-don't-want-to-cook-tonight meal is literally a charcuterie board If this doesn't explain why I am the way I am I don't know what will

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    9 hours ago

    Behind every great woman there’s a man calling her unlikable.

    75 replies . 1,624 retweets 8,479 likes
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    6 hours ago

    I don't know who needs to hear this but YOUNG WHITE GUYS GET ONE FREE RAPE is an indefensible judicial stance.

    No jail time for NY school bus driver who admitted to raping 14-year-old girl. The judge says the 26-year-old has no prior arrests and there was one victim, so the sentence was appropriate.
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    22 hours ago

    Twitter folks who don’t watch Game of Thrones:

    812 replies . 37,306 retweets 131,512 likes
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    20 hours ago

    Busted! A was found "stealing" cherries at a police station in Xuancheng, E. China's province. Officers later sent the "thief" off with more cherries for the hungry hedgehog and its family and friends.

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    8 hours ago

    being in your 20’s is awkward cus all my friends are settling down and getting married and having kids and i’m just over here like dreading the next full moon, jaws aching from my burgeoning fangs, unsure of how much longer i can keep my human bloodlust a secret

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    Apr 27

    THE RESTROOM REQUIRES A SACRIFICE

    455 replies . 37,740 retweets 165,892 likes
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    8 hours ago

    Me: I bought a bagel My bank account: You stupid bitch. You fool. You are God’s personal court jester. Me: It’s just a bagel My bank account: Silence. Never address me.

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    9 hours ago

    facebook need to realize that no one ever wants to remember anything

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    Apr 28

    Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 3

    if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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    6 hours ago

    She may be a rookie but Juno's an ottermatic All Star

    Juno Dunks
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    7 hours ago

    BREAKING: Ex-State Dept official confirms Trump approved $2M to be paid to N Korea for Otto Warmbier’s release. So, Trump paid $2M to N Korean Gov’t for Warmbier, while in a coma that was caused by the N Koreans, then lied about it. This SHOULD end his presidency. It’s grotesque.

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    10 hours ago

    Any situtaton, Solution is possible

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    11 hours ago

    ah yes the racist shooter who did the synagogue shooting and burned a mosque in honor of the NZ mosque terrorist is actually motivated by Somali born muslim ilhan omar, and her criticism of AIPAC this makes total sense.

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    11 hours ago

    sword gay DNA 🗡　🌈 🗡🌈 　 🌈 　🌈🗡 🌈　🗡 🌈　　🗡 🌈　　🗡 🌈　🗡 🌈🗡 　 🗡 　🗡 🌈 🗡　 🌈 🗡　　🌈 🗡　　 🌈 🗡　 🌈 　🗡🌈 🌈 🌈 🗡

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    9 hours ago

    Have now seen two prominent obituaries for Wayson Choy from major publications not even mention that he was gay, and a vital and groundbreaking voice in Canada’s queer literary scene. Do better than this.

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