Christopher Najewicz

@tehsuck

infrastructure & cloud , i tweet hockey, devops, golang, nodejs, brown liquor, and teh funnies

Selkirk, NY
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Joined March 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Apr 2016

    office space printer scene but with JIRA instead

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    Aug 25

    Go 1.11 officially released

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    Aug 23

    Everybody Dance Now! Exciting new work on conditional video synthesis from Berkeley.

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    Aug 23

    .⁦⁩ are a bag of dicks

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    Aug 23

    At 128 days without any response on my US visa application, a Department of Homeland Security IT guy emails me for private curl support... The irony is not lost of me.

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    Aug 21

    Let Werner Herzog bring the Bond franchise to its natural conclusion. Three hours of 007 behind a desk, wondering what it all meant. Global order is an illusion; there is only chaos, entropy and despair. Outside the wind howls, whipping the laurel bushes.

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    Aug 20

    5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like? ME: one “little fries” please 5GE: so u want “a whole bag of fries?” ME: no, just a “little-“ 5GE: I definitely heard “more fries than u could ever handle” ME: please, no— 5GE: JERRY, FOIST UPON THIS MAN “A FUCKASS LOAD AMOUNT OF FRIES”

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    Aug 21

    jq () is one of the most undervalued tools out there. I can literally stitch anything together with it. My .zshrc is full of little functions using it for various kind of stuff. Thanks Stephen Dolan for creating jq

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  9. Retweeted
    Aug 21

    MAGA: My Attorney Got Arrested

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    Aug 21

    With Vault integration to encrypt HashiCorp Vault tokens at rest with the GCP Cloud KMS Vault Token Helper.

    Announcing the beta release of Cloud HSM: allowing users to protect their most sensitive workloads without worrying about the operational overhead of managing a hardware security module cluster →
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    Aug 17

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    Aug 19

    I just tried "truth isn't truth" on my bathroom scale.

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    Aug 20

    The Cuomo administration spent $200k in taxpayer money to keep these emails secret. The NYT took them to court and won. Read them:

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  14. Aug 20

    . got a brand new debit card, fradulent charge of $8 appears, card gets declined on Sunday - call 800 and nobody is around. This morning they say card is cancelled and $36 fee for overnighting a new one. Great service. Been a customer for years, thinking about leaving.

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    Aug 20

    "BUILDING A TRANSPARENT PROXY IN VPC WITH AND ". Check it out here:

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 20

    . Brandy Distillery: Saving A Kentucky Heritage

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    Aug 18

    Things that are older than students starting college this Fall: —The Matrix —Toy Story 2 —Your favorite mug —Smash Mouth's "All Star" —That weird single hair on your neck —Several working papers —That review you promised —The t-shirt you're wearing —Your vague sense of regret

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    after .local now .dev extension not enable for localhost develop built in server (no ssl) via 😠

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  19. Retweeted
    Aug 17

    Are you bleeding? You’re fine.

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  20. Aug 16

    Haha what an overreaction.... Wait. Shit.

    Twitter has done more to stop 3rd party developers than stop nazis
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  21. Aug 16

    Anyone interested in a stream where I yell at and throw things at my screen for 3 hours?

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