Jann

@tehjh

works at Google. personal account.

Joined August 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Nov 2017

    chrome extension for faster webcomic archive binging: usage instructions in description. reasonably generic; requires no visible permissions; personal project; code is kinda hacky

  2. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    An interesting story about NDAs and security audits: did an audit on the lawyers communication software (bea). It's a total security clusterfuck. They say they can't comment on it.

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    So you know all those emoji and punctuation marks in your Twitter names get read aloud by screen readers, right? If it takes me longer to hear your Twitter name than to read your tweet? I scroll right on by. Please remember this when adding lots of emoji to things. Thanks.

  4. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    I'm a bit perplexed now, my 0day is going through media like it's a rarity. I mean, maybe the level of detail on the exploit is, but the vulnerability certainly isn't.

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    Jan 2

    Type-safe language

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    Jan 2
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    Jan 1

    fiction prompt: Google researchers invent FTL messaging and create a synchronized galactic clock, accurate to within femtoseconds so now all the spacefaring civilizations in the galaxy run on US Pacific time and have to adjust for DST every year, because of local Earth law

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    Jan 1

    Previous attacks were actually implemented without taking the DRAM page policy into account + optimized for obsolete DRAM page policies. Optimizing for the DRAM page policies actually used today allowed these new attacks. Way easier to hammer what you want.

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    Jan 1
  10. Retweeted
    31 Dec 2017

    Trivial hill I'm willing to die on: English grammar should adopt the rule programming uses for how punctuation and quotation marks interact. Programming: The exact text of the sign was "Stop". 😍 English: The exact text of the sign was "Stop." 🤮

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    How does one even BEGIN to explain Dinner For One to people who didn't grow up with it?

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    30 Dec 2017
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    29 Dec 2017
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    29 Dec 2017

    "may result in execution of arbitrary code" so this is literally the same severity as the branded vuln a year ago but now it's silently slipped as a CVE. tell me again why branding vulns is good

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  15. Retweeted
    29 Dec 2017

    protip: if you write a pre-receive hook that checks if every commit hash has a given number of zeroes in the front you could have a proof-of-work enabled git repository

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    29 Dec 2017

    you, sobbing: "you can't just point at every thing using a merkle tree and call them blockchains" me, pointing at git: "blockchain"

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  17. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2017

    PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: I now own , and thanks to some help from and , it now has content. I'm accepting PR's at , provided they're sufficiently AF.

  18. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2017
    Replying to

    The feed reader portion loads articles in a browser view. Mail does not get WebGL or scripting of any kind.

  19. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2017

    Excellent analysis by of input lag on various kinds of computers from the past 40 years. As our software stacks have gotten much more bloated and complex, latency has generally gone up, despite tremendous increases in processing power over this period.

  20. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2017
    Replying to

    In case anyone wants to see it with their own eyes

  21. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2017

    Happy holidays everyone, I made you a card in the spirit of 2017

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