TJ Slipko

@teejslipko

We accept the nachos we think we deserve.

Buffalonian in Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    31 Dec 2016

    When going to the grocery store in your hometown is like a high school reunion & you didn't peak in high school.

    2 replies 11 retweets 93 likes
  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    I am, however, defined by my nacho-related tweets.

    I'm more than just my Real Housewives-related tweets.
    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  3. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    2 replies 73 retweets 236 likes
  4. 11 hours ago

    I am, however, defined by my nacho-related tweets.

    I'm more than just my Real Housewives-related tweets.
    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  5. 11 hours ago

    I'm more than just my Real Housewives-related tweets.

    2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Feeling *extra* schlubby today.

    2 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Saw Rebecca Gayheart at a Crate & Barrel and now all I wanna do is watch URBAN LEGEND.

    3 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
  8. Retweeted
    15 hours ago
    Replying to

    HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
  9. Retweeted
    14 hours ago
    Replying to

    this is honestly the most savage thing i've seen all day — and i just watched the former fbi director call the president a liar

    7 replies 132 retweets 474 likes
  10. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Are there no tailors in DC? Lotta ill fitting suits.

    2 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
  11. 13 hours ago

    Where are my fellow Kristen Johnston fans @ ???

    3 replies 3 likes
  12. 13 hours ago

    Listen, sometimes I'll fuck with carnitas but 99% of the time, al pastor is *KING* for tacos, burritos, quesadillas, mulitas, tortas, etc

    1 like
  13. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    are we living in an episode of veep

    Awkward scene as Kasowitz tried to escape with no press questions: He and aides stood in elevator staring at us. Forgot to push down button.
    4 replies 20 retweets 84 likes
  14. 16 hours ago

    and nevertheless, his thinning hairline persisted.

    2 replies 5 likes
  15. 16 hours ago

    okay someone's been trolling & sending me furniture catalogs at work; this week ALONE I got a Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel, and Z Gallery.

    3 likes
  16. 18 hours ago

    Lordy, I hope there's nachos.

    1 retweet 11 likes
  17. Retweeted
    18 hours ago
    Replying to

    Other senators' faces as McCain talks.

    703 replies 9,446 retweets 17,403 likes
  18. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    I think what Sen McCain is saying is that FBI should investigate if Hillary Clinton colluded with the Russians to hurt her own campaign. OK.

    3,840 replies 13,470 retweets 39,974 likes
  19. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Jessica Simpson drunk on Ellen thinks John McCain is doing a great job.

    3 retweets 12 likes
  20. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    McCain right now, literally:

    27 retweets 62 likes
  21. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    Pin this tweet for the rest of time.

    "I can definitively say the President is not a liar" - Sarah Huckabee Sanders says in off-camera briefing at the White House
    70 replies 339 retweets 1,024 likes

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