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Thread: Chaos at the impeachment trial. Dems had agreed to know witnesses, then House Managers changed their mind this morning. Schumer blindsided. Pandemonium. They’re negotiating now to figure out next steps.

3:59 PM · Feb 13, 2021

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2/x While we’re waiting to figure out what’s next, I thought I’d share some of the Qs in the pile that DIDN’T make the cut to be asked yesterday. (These are all real, from various senators, who will remain anonymous.)

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3/x Q1: “Where’s the short, fat guy?”

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4/x Q2: “Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”

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5/x Q3: “To Manager Swalwell: Tell us about Fang Fang.”

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6/x Q4: “(generic) Have any of the House Managers had sexual relations with a Chinese communist spy? Please explain.”

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7/x Q5: “If we put him in a burlap sack & throw him in the river, and he does not float, must we convict?”

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*no

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@jeremynewberger

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Your rage tweet has the wrong know/no.

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Is it as much pandemonium as when the mob was trying to kill the whole Senate?

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Ryan Rosenblatt

@RyanRosenblatt

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Is that more or less chaotic than the insurrection you encouraged?

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