"People who made a movie I like don't like the guy that called my wife ugly 
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“Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. Every Princess Bride fan who wants to see that perfect movie preserved from Hollywood politics makes it now.”pic.twitter.com/mbUs4y6Ro0
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The Princess Bride needs to be rebooted and told from the perspective of the Rodents Of Unusual Size, as a misunderstood and oppressed community.
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Yeah. True love. Sacrifice. Friendship. The danger of hubris. The overthrow of an unjust leader. Thematically, the movie doesn’t speak at all to your side of the aisle,
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Has anyone coined the term “Trumperdink” and if not, why not?pic.twitter.com/jpyVQISL0k
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Like, do you ever stop to think about why you end up on the wrong side of all these battles? It *might* not be everybody else, my man. Might want to look closer to home. Inward even
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Ted is the Flat Stanley of humans. There is no inside, just the other side.
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Cool thanks for letting me know Ted, I can’t wait to see this and donate
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This is why you don’t see good conservative comedians. They are really bad at comedy.
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All conservative comedians: "what's the deal with poor people, get a fourth job, amirite lol"
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