Ted CruzVerified account

It's the Bablylon Bee, Dude. It's satire.

Ted Cruz cares about lives. Just watch him on a plane not wearing a mask. Or wanting to push little kids back into schools during a pandemic.

I also wish we weren't living in a fascist nightmare, where unidentified troops are set on peaceful protestors, journalists, mothers, and vets. Where white supremacists are commended for bringing guns to government buildings, while others are teargassed and pepper sprayed.

Are you not familiar with the Bee?

Wake up, Ted. You wouldn’t know satire if it slapped you in the face.