Green eggs and ham.
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Meanwhile, Carlin's been spinning in his grave.
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@tedcruz is a subsidiary of@GoldmanSachsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Flypaper Ted, where does your amazing comedic timing come from?
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You wouldn't know truth if it was stepmom porn Ted
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Didn’t your father claim you were the second coming of Christ during the GOP primaries?! “You can’t love money and love God, you will serve one and hate the other.” Name that scripture.pic.twitter.com/pz7SK7KVys
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The last thing I would ever be taking from a Republican is their opinion on comedy...........
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I guess you just laugh at yourself now for comedy?
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