Still waiting to get a date in high school. Still failing.
NYT: “mornings are better in communist China....” 
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Senator Cruz's state, of all places, is now polling as a dead heat between Biden and our
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Waiting for Senator Cruz to demand an investigation into the government's botched response to the
#CoronavirusOutbreak. Too chicken to speak out?pic.twitter.com/b2wJWMByYqThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LyinTed finds this funny cuz for him mornings are better in Russia.
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Beijing has now gone 13 consecutive days without one increase in the Wuhan virus.
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Apparently Ted Cruz is still to stupid to realize that this is a satire site and that all of the stories on it are satire.
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