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Good boy Teddy, roll over.
Good thing our President is above that... oh wait...
It's you, Ted
Accurate. Incisive. And spot on. 
Remember when you got caught being horny online? That was sick.
She thinks she is clever. But she isn't.
Yeah, if she was clever, she would have given a nickname that a second grader could come up with.
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