.@SenTedCruz SHAVE
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It's a good look, Senator. Don't shave it.
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You look like Wolverine's Amish cousin.
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I’m totally
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Keep your beard amazing Ted! It's doing good work for America.
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@tedcruz For. The. Win.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He can't shave - like Samson, it's the source of his power
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Beards mask facial features. If one were to, say, go in a killing spree while sending cryptic messages to the cops, the beard will come in handy.
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Another example of Senators not being able to work together to find common ground. How about dying your hair blue and keeping the beard? Govern g-d darn it! lol
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@tedcruz can i dye your beard blue at least - Show replies
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