Steve

@teatotally

I wrote the lyrics to 'Doop' by 'Doop'. Just joking, I'm less intelligent than that.

Joined May 2009
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  1. Apr 4

    This guy gets it.

    "El Ministerio del Tiempo" (Ministry of Time) is so GOOD! Its very Spanish (One plot is making sure Don Quixote is published.) but fun! Yeah, we can Skype through time. Whatever. 👍 Give it a try.
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  2. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Me he muerto.

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  4. Mar 19

    Waiting in pubs all day until your friend gets here is hard. I'm not drunk enough to be... 'drunk', but I could start telling people passionately why and Eric Johnson have to play Dublin.

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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    Aviso para todas las patrullas del Mº del Tiempo : hemos actualizado la información de la . Nos vemos el 7 de abril en Madrid, aún puedes confirmar asistencia:

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  6. Mar 19

    Look, I'm as much into Hispanic culture as any Scotsman living in England who's moving to Ireland for a new job speaking Spanish and Portuguese, but can we please stop all the 'feliz día del padre' stuff? Shiting myself until I remember it's not until June here.

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  7. Mar 16

    I've finally reached that age where I don't know what the fuck is going on with 'young people nowadays' and I'm quite content that I don't.

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  8. Mar 14

    Sometimes when people pass on, we talk about their achievements as if they were unrivalled. In this case though it's just the honest truth - there's simply no way that Stephen Hawking would have been as good a host of Bullseye as Jim Bowen was.

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  9. Mar 8

    Remember seven years ago when International Women's Day was the same day as Pancake Day? How did Pancake Day fall so far down the calendar? It's nowhere near the same day now. Also I'm hungry.

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  10. Feb 28

    I hope with all the money this tour will generate that Charlene buys herself a pair of trousers. Has she seen the weather out here? Wrap up hen or I'll have to tell Scott and he'll worry about you.

    I am SO. INCREDIBLY. EXCITED to announce my Golden UK & Ireland tour!! ✨💫 I can't wait to see you lovers 💕 More details here:
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  11. Retweeted
    Feb 24

    Querid@s ministeric@s feliz día ministerico!! Hoy hace 3 años de la 1 emisión del al menos el pasado ya lo tendremos y el futuro ya se verá... ¡HONOR Y REPUTACIÓN!

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  12. Feb 21

    Yes! Tres fucking temporadas in the fucking UK! About fucking time ! Graciasssss @SusanaCordobaMu

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  13. Feb 15

    I'm now looking into how to apply for citizenship of other countries. Nothing to do with Brexit, it's just I'm so ashamed of the appointing Alex bloody McLeish again. Are there really no options other than tired old Rrrainjurs men employed by the Oldco cabal?

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  14. Feb 12

    Even the Chinese get before show it here. You've got the rights, put it on!

    OFICIAL: Se emite El Ministerio del Tiempo en el canal ‘CCTV风云剧场’ de China de 16 a 26 de febrero a las 22:00.
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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Hi, Our Police Service has no cash, can we have some please? No. NHS? No Can we build a bridge across the Channel to show the French we like them? Sounds like a wonderful idea! 💰🌉

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  16. Jan 16

    The real story here should be Virgin versus the NHS, not the Daily Mail. I really don't care what people read and it should be their choice anyway. Anything to do with public services and health in particular though should be nationalised and ringfenced.

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  17. Jan 9

    ¿Después de Trump la próxima presidenta será Oprah? ¿Y luego quién? ¿Por qué no puede ser uno de los perros de Paris Hilton? ¿Es que todos los votantes son tontos en EE UU o qué? Y lo digo como británico, joder.

    Oprah Winfrey quiere ser la primera presidenta de EEUU, según la CNN
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  18. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    Here’s to writing the wrong date for the next month

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  19. Dec 31

    My last regret about 2017 is that I didn't get to boot it up the arse on its way out, the shit cunt.

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