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@teammandy
Bloody Mary enthusiast.
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Sorry about that folks, I was hacked. Ray Bans are nice, though. Merry Christmas!
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I beat Hillary in "many of the polls."
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Ted Cruz: less government means more freedom! Exxxxxxxept for you lady people, the government needs all access to dat ute slut lol
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Do these idiots think the day is 79 hours long? So many plans for their FIRST DAY AS PRESIDENT
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Jenny McCarthy looking like a vaccine terrorizing gross ass Draco Malfoy
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“@Eric_Bartoszak: Someone stole a popsicle it's like a SNL skit already pic.twitter.com/nRmLLp54Au” WUT
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I have no words for what I'm seeing right now. Are we serious America? SERIOUSLY?! Garbage humans
What in the literal actual FUCK is happening right now
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Step 2: Troll
Step 3: log out of Facebook
just crossed out today's whole to-do list
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Why yes, I AM using early reports of a mass shooting to push my desire for fewer guns in this country. Thank you for asking!
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The next person I see bitching about refugees possibly being terrorists is getting 6 new assholes. They're ALREADY HERE AND THEY WHITE
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I love that every one of Bernie's answers are in the tone and spirit of "You call this a sandwich?!?"
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You're Pro-Life but don't want anyone taking your literal killing machines away from you.
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Women—not the politicians on stage—should make decisions about their own reproductive health care. Period. #GOPdebate
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Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.
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honestly who decided how to spell diarrhea that's the real terrorist
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People are literally terrible until they pull up to a 4 way stop. Then it's all you go, no you go, go ahead
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Just watched a guy try to decide which cart return to walk to, it was like he was asked to choose one of his children
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Waited until 6:34 to open champagne, I feel like a super responsible person
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THE LIGHTS ARE SO BRIGHT BUT THEY NEVER BLIND MEEEEEEEE
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No Doubt he's gonna miss that Bush.
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First Ben and Jen and now this?????? WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME NO MO
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No you're screaming WHY GOD WHY about Gwen and Gavin
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Descendants is an abomination holy shit
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Going to the buffet at the casino when does my aarp card arrive
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come on moon you're not really blue you just need to get out of bed and try to be happy being blue is a choice
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Probably the actual best thing I've ever read geofflikes.com/2015/07/31/i-l
Blue moon, so a lot of married people will be having sex tonight.
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My six year old has so much chill
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Me: 🎶LOVE LIFTS US UP WHERE WE BELONG, WHERE THE EAGLES FLY-
Barista: ma'am we're gonna need you to get down off these espresso machines
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