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Startup idea: Send charming-but-super-distracting support emails from technophobe grandmas and grandpas to your competitors, as a service
So fucking excited to send our newest thing to beta testers! Been working on it for a long time and it's totally radical.
Note that many Macs can support "up to two 2560x1600 external displays" — but that's only 8 million pixels compared to 14 million in "5K"
It's going to be difficult to fit all these crappy old Cinema Displays in the garbage can at once
You're asking what I did today? Prepare to hear every single detail, as I try to convince us both that my life has value.
“The modern social web is a miracle of progress but also a status-driven guilt-spewing shit volcano.” 
@ftrain https://medium.com/@ftrain/a8904f0a2ebf …
Am I the only person who still uses iTunes for music-listening?
.@CarouselApp is my favorite thing on twitter. Keep on making magic over there, guys! https://twitter.com/carouselapp/status/519194373159133184 …
Google Maps iOS uses non-native, confusing nav; web version is a high-latency mess. The best map data now comes with this crazy UI. Sucks.
OMG I water skied today for the first time in California and it was totally awesome!
"Consider the Lobster" http://www.gourmet.com/magazine/2000s/2004/08/consider_the_lobster?printable=true … — at the world's biggest lobster festival, DFW weighs the morality of a boiling pot of death.
me: “Shorts! Risky choice.”
@mulligan: “I brought pants for later.”
#sanfrancisco
SO EXCITED about the under-the-hood changes launching with the next release of Cluster for iOS and Android.
Fun bug: ARC inserts retains around calls to other modules based on imported .h only — so return type mismatch in .m can SIGSEGV at caller.
I know more about downtown San Francisco Internet service providers than I'd prefer to know at this point.
Performing daily "will Amazon restart any of my instances and fuck everything up tonight?" check
Rebuilding something that already works to make it work differently is so much harder than making something brand new.
The best way to share your memories... is in person. But in case you can’t, try Carousel. #sharingiscaring
"You know what? My iPhone 5S is totally not big enough. I wish my phone was, like, way bigger." —no one
Put DD-WRT on a Linksys E1200v2 router ($45) this week and it's fucking awesome. http://www.dd-wrt.com/wiki/index.php/Linksys_E1200v2 …
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