Shut up, Taylor

@Taylor_Merriam

You Can't Shoot The Goalie

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  1. 10 hours ago

    People need to stop trying to convince others that cookie dough isn't edible like fuck off

    3 likes
  2. Jun 6

    'cause I had some of me singing on there that I never deleted because I thought they were hella good

    3 likes
  3. Jun 6

    I hope the guy who stole my phone listened to my voice memos

    3 likes
  4. Jun 1

    My mom tried to set me up with our vet but turns out he's in a serious relationship with our other vet

    1 like
  5. May 28

    *hot glue ANYTHING to ANYTHING ELSE* OMG THIS DIY LIFEHACK IS AMAZING 😩😱😍

    1 retweet 1 like
  6. May 20

    Gn going to dream about a life where my electronics aren't broken and my crush doesn't have a girlfriend

    1 like
  7. May 19

    You never know how much you require hugs from your dad until you don't live with your dad anymore

    2 likes
  8. May 19

    Doctor: "avoid activities that might strain your knee" Me: *plays soccer in the rain with no cleats on*

    1 like
  9. May 12

    ISO: a boy who's at v least mediocre looking and relatively smart and kinda funny.

    1 reply 1 like
  10. May 11

    Pros and cons of dating me: Pros: - you'll be the cute one Cons: - holy SHIT where do I begin

    1 like
  11. May 8

    You know when you have a really good sneeze and you think maybe your life will turn out ok after all? Like a reeeally good sneeze.

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    Apr 5

    HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

    38,105 replies 3,637,657 retweets 981,713 likes
  13. Apr 28

    I cried at work today and my boss just looked me up on Facebook and sent me a message request asking if I'm OK 😭

  14. Apr 28

    AN ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT OF ME CALLING WORK JUST NOW: "hey Sharron, it's Taylor. Im gonna be like 10mins late b/c I'm dumb."

    2 likes
  15. Apr 27

    I dropped a carrot on the floor lets see how long it takes me to pick it up

    1 like
  16. Apr 24

    The only reason I haven't fallen into a deep eternal slumber is that Survivor is still airing.

    1 like
  17. Apr 24

    Sorry boys, I've already got my eye on a guy who's not interested 💅

  18. Apr 23

    SOS EMERGENCY SOMEONE SEND SPAGHETTI

    3 likes
  19. Apr 18

    I should probably be put down. I'm a hazard to myself and others.

  20. Apr 18

    1) MY CELL PHONE WAS STOLEN 2) I LOST MY DEBIT+CANT GET A NEW ONE BC I LIVE 3HRS FROM MY BANK 3) I SMASHED MY LAPTOP SCREEN AND MY TV COOL

    1 like

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