"VulnDate" - the dating app for vulnerability researchers to connect with the incident responders whose evenings and weekends they're ruining.
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I know you're ex-911, that's why I said it - The person at fault ruined your weekend, but clearly not the person reporting it! So I can see a joke like "Attackers who don't take off weekends are jerks", or "Vendor cutting corners should compensate me for my weekends", etc, etc

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A lot of time "concerned parties" would call 911 for issues that dragged us out of bed for no reason. We'd definitely shit-talk those cases even though we'd never, EVER say "Don't call 911 unless you're sure it's serious".
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To be clear: This isn't about slamming vuln researchers for anything and was intended to be a musing about how each "side" of this issue has so much in common and such a history that we might as well be dating. Sorry it didn't land - I appreciate y'all, and want to know ASAP.
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Sucks for your security policies and certifications as well.
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