(I love this tweet, btw.)
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@CollinMurr "I wasn't born yesterday," he would often say.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.
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@CollinMurr it was my parents anniversary, how romantic lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@meakoopa Are "real facts" like "alternative facts?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@asexualkara what a legend
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Dragon Naturally Speaking and a headset.
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"real facts"
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aliens sent him back in time to the day he was born and then killed him, duh
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@haszombiesinit Clearly, you've never met the Oxfordians.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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