When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult
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It’s a little weird that he hung a giant picture of himself on the side of the house
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Post the same actor in two roles that show their range twitter.com/ohsethy/status…
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“Sorry I fell asleep during dinner”
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You wake up from a deep slumber, and notice this young woman sitting across you, waiting for you to say something.
How do you open?
RULES:
1. She knows your political views.
2. She knows your bodycount.
3. Her IQ is >120
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Replying to @raptalksk
There’s not a single album ever made where every song hits
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*Star Wars cantina band plays that one song for the 5,000th time that day*
ALIEN: Oh hell yeah
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Nah, see what happened was someone murdered a desperate homeless man on the subway for no reason
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A 30-year-old man died on the subway on Monday after he was placed in a chokehold, the police said. Witnesses said the victim had been acting in a “hostile and erratic manner” toward passengers on the train when the other man, 24, moved to restrain him. nyti.ms/3nnP0RL
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Rumor: Marvel Eyeing Surprising Actor For Galactus In 'Fantastic Four' bit.ly/425wBrF
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I’m on Bluesky too. If you care, that is. Tastefactory.bsky.social
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I will simply continue to call it HBO max just like I still say Dunkin Donuts
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HBO EXECS: We’re thinking about rebooting Harry Potter already
ONE SOLITARY GUY AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM: Hell yeah!
(HBO execs smile, eyes wide)
GUY AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM: Oh sorry I just got a text alert that a package I was waiting for got delivered today
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What’s the game plan for these spammers? Do they just text this to every phone number in existence and hope to eventually get through to Mr. Mike, who’s looking at his watch saying “now where is that Mia I’m planning to discuss that work case with?”
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New Polaroid Reclaimed Blue Edition 600 film is here. Discovered as a happy accident by one of the factory R&D dudes. Check it.
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Can somebody smart and good and not pathetically lame just please buy this site and fix everything
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Every episode of any prestige drama show about American characters ends, and in the behind the episode segment all the actors are like “oi mate, me ‘avin a smashing time performing on the show innit”
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This is the dumb stuff we used to tweet on here, in the before times
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EMOJI GUY: Honey have you seen my french horn? It’s not with my other instruments
EMOJI WIFE: Did you leave it at the office again
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Why tf is my timeline filled with tweets from people I don’t follow and have never heard of, and it’s not even like “so and so liked this tweet” it’s just straight up people I don’t follow’s tweets in my feed wtf is that dipshit doing to this site
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Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The headline's statement that impact was "minimal" may be misleading, as the article states that the cited study does not focus on those most likely to be affected.
bbc.com/news/health-64…
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My niece was visiting and she is in love with our cat LB. She left him this note by his food dish
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One of the ladies laid her first egg today finally, and of course it happened while I’m away from home.
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Finally caught up on The Last of Us and, you all weren’t kidding. Episode 3 is one of the absolute best episodes of TV I’ve ever seen.
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