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After much musing over the years about there being potential for an anime adaptation of ‘Scott Pilgrim’, I’m thrilled to say one is IMMINENT, with the whole cast back together and… you are going to lose your minds.
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we should give ever soldier fake tits
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Case Of A 30-yo woman whose Silicone Breast Implant Deflected a Bullet and Saved Her Life
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I will kill and eat this beast, no longer shall nature abide under his tyrannical rule
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i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog
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my two enemies in one photo. I feel sick just looking at this
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That one time Scrappy-Doo met President Reagan
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a corporate phrase I dislike is “just to piggyback off what you said…” Get off me
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I agree.
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Gotham being flooded is the perfect opportunity to introduce a certain aquatic villain 
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breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it - i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???
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people will seriously pay $5000 a month to live like this and say they love it
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a fiddler? sure, sounds reasonable enough. wait – he's WHERE??
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They should make advent calendars for every month and I should eat little wonderful chocolates every day of the year.
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“we all have the same 24 hours” no we do NOT. mine are different and more troublesome
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is that linda from bob's burgers
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BREAKING: Lizzo has pulled Excalibur from its stone and laid claim to all of Britain.
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People will be like "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of their boyfriend
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me to the waiter: excuse me, my onion rings?
waiter: ?? answer it then?
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being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war
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Some days you just have to scrunch up your face and shout "Sheesh!" If today is one of those days for you, remember to unscrunch after a few minutes – you don't want to get stuck that way.
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I just watched them take all of Queen Elizabeth’s corgis out of Buckingham Palace and shoot them execution style out back :(
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