tarah rae

@tarahsmackass

be the type of person to make the best out of a Tuesday ✨

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Joined July 2011

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  1. 5 hours ago

    the electricity was out in the whole neighborhood & it just got turned back on & NOBODY told me we have Alexa, she started talking & had me so shook. I’m home alone and this robot voice keeps asking for the WiFi like DAMN get ur own

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  2. Apr 4

    can someone Venmo me a penny, my balance is 12.99 and its driving me nuts

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    Apr 3
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  4. Apr 3

    🧐

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  5. Apr 3

    waking up knowing you have a 7 page paper that you haven’t started due tomorrow <

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  6. Apr 3
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  7. Apr 2

    can you imagine being the actor/actress cast to play the role of the ugly dude/chick lmao like knowing the only reason you have a job is because you’re ugly

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  8. Apr 2

    Reese’s really got Easter in the bag with those eggs 🤤

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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 23

    According to NASA this is what the sun sounds like

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    "Retweet For A Suite Treat" RETWEET THIS & at 11PM we'll choose one random winner TO PICK UP A FREE 4 PACK OF CUPCAKES!!!!

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  11. Mar 12

    no one told me that the finale of the office was going to make me CRY MY FUCKING EYES OUT

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  12. Mar 9

    NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM IS THE HERO OF THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES

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  13. Mar 8

    parties with chips and dip > parties with drugs and alcohol

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  14. Retweeted

    My son was drinking grape juice and my daughter said “ he will now ave de stwength uf de bleck pentha stripped ah way” I just about died

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  15. Mar 1
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  16. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

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  17. Retweeted
    Feb 27

    "Retweet For A Suite Treat" RETWEET THIS & at 11PM we'll choose one random winner TO PICK UP A FREE 4 PACK OF CUPCAKES!!!!

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  18. Retweeted
    Feb 25

    Relationships are H A R D . Everyday isn’t a good day. Some days you’re in the fight of your life. Other days you’re on cloud 9. Be patient. Love yourself & your person through it. Just DONT GIVE UP.

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  19. Retweeted
    Feb 23

    Waitress: you wanna box Me: so wassup then ............

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