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If I had a dragon my dragon's name would be Bob Dragon. Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy dad.
MinnesotaJoined March 2009
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This is me after one jab of the Pfizer Covid “vaccine”. Please help me, my wife has hidden all my shirts.
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Now that the Vikings lost I guess I’ll watch “The Minnesota Book Awards 2018” to complete my night of suffering
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The Dude: The Early Years, a Big Lebowski prequel starring Wyatt Russell as The Dude. Who can make this happen?
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Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with Bob Newhart. He asked if I had credit cards and suggested we use them to go on a road trip. I declined (work). We ended up stopping by his local hardware store where he pointed out some of his favorite light fixtures. Nice guy.
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HBOmax suggested movies similar to "The Lobster" include "Cabin in the Woods" "First Reformed" "Hereditary" and "American Ultra", which is kind of like saying, "If you love sushi you may also like lasagna or hamburgers or tomato soup. They are also kinds of food."
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Not even light can escape the towing capacity of the Tesla Cyber Truck
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Human Mel
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The tesla website claims that the new truck can pull "near-infinite mass" hhjjkhjslsl this company is so unserious
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Here's my 🐙 in one clean thread: When I was about 22 I worked as a naturalist at the Vancouver Aquarium (
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Live shot of Elon Musk at Twitter HQ: "HELLO? MISTER JOHNSON? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CEO OF TWITTER, MISTER JOHNSON? HELLO??"
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John Moe
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If it’s the World Cup final but no one brought an actual ball, that would be embarrassing. Come on, guys. You gotta bring a ball. At least one. Maybe a second just in case.
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There's no other explanation for this game. Someone on the Vikings angered a witch and a curse was placed on the team. Either that or the Vikings have the worst defense in the league. One of the two, or both. #INDvsMIN
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We're seeing a different Kirk Cousins this year. No more leaning on safe plays. No more early slides. He's in all-or-nothing mode this season. Gotta love it! #SKOL #Vikes
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Lisa Alletson
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Twitter is weird these days so, for no good reason, I thought I'd tell a story from my past. Twenty years ago, we decided, for fun, to create the World Rock Paper Scissors Championship at a bar in Toronto. We thought a few friends would come. I sent out a press release.
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Was just at a hipster coffee shop where I overheard a bunch of lib Twitter engineers whispering to each other about what a great job Elon is doing. They all agreed Twitter is much better now that Elon is showing real leadership by polling people about bringing Trump back.
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I hope the chicken is okay.
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USA TODAY
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The Transportation Security Administration at the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport in Florida says a traveler tried to sneak a handgun onto a flight – inside a chicken. bit.ly/3NSYiy7
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