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@taomodachi

Goth burrito posing as product designer // Alexa voice service

San Francisco, CA
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Joined November 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    lord save me from needing to explain how to use this to every family member

    39 replies 416 retweets 1,228 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Guy tries flirting w/ Asian flight attendant in broken Japanese. She doesn't understand, he asks where u from? She stares & says "Jersey" 👌🏾

    93 replies 3,518 retweets 16,425 likes
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    Jun 3

    Stevie Nicks did a women's self-defense manual in 1983, anyway long story short here's your new laptop wallpaper

    51 replies 883 retweets 2,200 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend

    30 replies 597 retweets 2,347 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    “Fix your attitude or leave" Me:

    260 replies 71,493 retweets 104,549 likes
  6. Jun 2

    I'm going to Portland rn fuck

    Man pummels Portland MAX train operator who asked him to stop screaming about 1st Amendment rights. Via .
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    Jun 2

    The world is bad rn but we still have Cher

    1 reply 12 retweets 47 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Today is NATIONAL GUN VIOLENCE AWARENESS DAY. Congress continues to collect blood $$$ from the NRA. We must continue to fight against them!

    7:01
    Watch run through the US buying as many GUNS as he can in my most intense race ever - SUPER SLOPPY, SEMI-AUTOMATIC DOUBLE DARE!!
    24 replies 599 retweets 2,611 likes
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    Jun 2

    Nope, toooootally not shady AF at all.

    White House confirms: They are reviewing whether to invoke executive privilege to prevent Comey from testifying before a congress next week.
    4 replies 47 retweets 117 likes
  10. Retweeted
    May 31

    TERRY CREWS WAS A FINE ARTS MAJOR AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

    421 replies 65,083 retweets 181,597 likes
  11. Retweeted
    May 31

    heads-up irony is dead and the boomers are literal vampires now

    This start-up is offering $8,000 blood transfusions from teens to people who want to fight aging
    21 replies 577 retweets 1,009 likes
  12. Retweeted
    May 31

    Kids, if you ever have a boss that's so emotionally fragile you'd have to risk your job to admit he made a typo, quit that job.

    0:33
    Spicer on 'covfefe' tweet: "The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant."
    878 replies 19,808 retweets 42,434 likes
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    May 30

    Donald Trump wants world leaders to call him on his unsecured personal cell phone

    7 replies 12 retweets 25 likes
  14. Retweeted
    May 30

    how are y'all pronouncing mentally

    17 replies 28 retweets 66 likes
  15. Retweeted
    May 30

    wow just looked up "covfefe" on google translate and in Russian it means "there is a piss tape"

    3 replies 8 retweets 48 likes
  16. Retweeted
    May 30

    When they go low, we covfefe.

    120 replies 7,533 retweets 32,161 likes
  17. Retweeted
    May 30

    2017 has been a rough year but this seems excessive

    Tomorrow: makes an announcement on its first mission to fly directly into the sun’s atmosphere
    136 replies 7,495 retweets 16,660 likes
  18. Retweeted
    May 30

    Should designers covfefe?

    3 replies 65 retweets 162 likes
  19. Retweeted
    May 30

    I need to call in sick tomorrow. I think I'm coming down with covfefe.

    8 replies 142 retweets 525 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 30

    . say an attack on a Vietnamese-American wasn't "racially-motivated" despite a racial comment made. Some say it is an .

    , and
    4 replies 399 retweets 365 likes

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