some people know neuroscience, i know "shrimps is bugs"
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former bachelor zach shallcross linkedin bro
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Obsessed with these choice of posters at this canadian jamaican restaurant
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he’s trying to figure out how to make money off this
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i just got rizzed up by some lunch fettuccine pasta. am *I* the new drip king
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I responded to an ig story from someone I don’t know that well (who’s australian, and who was at a jlo concert) asking if they called her “jlohr). They never responded
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Hangin out the passengers side
Of his best friends ride
Trying to do a driving crooner DONT YOU LOVE IT
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everyday I think about drunk ed sheeran at a bollywood party while abhishek bachchan yells at the paps
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Which celebrity interaction is your favorite?
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shout out to the girl on netflix's Ultimatum queer love who compared buying one ply toilet paper to being unstable in life and marriage
the ultimatum season one: a mess
the ultimatum, queer season: a mess, with more feelings
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every time, poetry
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what do you mean we all just need to put our air purifiers outside
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Introducing Glamour cover star Ariana Madix! After years of being the better part of the #VanderpumpRules duo, Ariana Madix is stepping out on her own. And she’s here to collect. Read more here: glmr.co/sf0vFMl
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Shawn, you’ve just put together an extremely untenably weird vibe
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A child football star, and predecessor of football player Rob Gronkowski, has gained clout and intrigue by collaborating with a cute college athlete influencer. THERE
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Stop it right now
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SCOOP for @BizOutsiderPub:
The White House has apologized to @InsiderUnion for crossing our picket line — and is offering its support to striking workers at Insider, Gannett, and @ThePUPNews.
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Shout out to ppl smoking in the wildfire air. You all are to be feared, but also will be the last ones standing after all this
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i was suppose to die but a fish bumped me with its nose
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Kind of a nice reversal that canada has spread a dangerous climate to the US this time
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ocean vuong on earth we're briefly gorgeous except it's in hell we are all cake
would read a masterful analysis/essay about the "is it cake" trend
it seems silly on the surface, but i think it speaks to the painful and disturbing condition of being alive
we are all searching for deep meaning and connective purpose
but inside
we are all cake
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I love when I tell people that Carly Rae Jepsen is one of my favorite artists because they’re all “oh you mean the girl who did Call Me Maybe?” Well yes! In the sense that Jesus is the guy who did the feeding of the five thousand
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It takes a lot of INTELLIGENCE to sound dumb ON PURPOSE
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A woman looked me dead in the face and told me a bottle of water at LAX was $11.99
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WITHOUT GOOGLING
Name someone famous who wears glasses,
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trying to decide if this was the worst publicity stunt ever or if it was real and they broke up precisely bc he was giving her the worst publicity ever
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Lmao this seems staged but it’s still perfect
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this one always does it for me

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If you catch me going to the car wash when it’s raining, mind ur business. It’s the only place I can have peace
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hard to see other journalists living out your dream (assignment)
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Over the course of six months, @Wirecutter examined scores of white T-shirts in a wide variety of styles. Ultimately, four clear favorites emerged. nyti.ms/3IT1KaI
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tim robinson is so good at a goof laugh. a laugh about a goof where nobody gets hurt. except ur ribs. bc you are laughing so hard!!
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dale, my handsome magnate
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he must’ve seen the kylie timothee pics
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