Tane Piper

@tanepiper

JavaScript wrangler and Eurotrash. Enemy of the People. Scotsman in Amsterdam.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands
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Joined November 2006
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Mar 2015

    If you want a vision of what hell is like for a developer, imagine being tied to chair and have a man shout "ENTERPRISE!" at you all day

    3 replies 15 retweets 45 likes
  2. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    An NSA memo from 1977 warned that Soviet psychics might use their powers send cities into another dimension

    8 replies 35 retweets 42 likes
  3. 53 minutes ago

    Twitter thinks I should tell you I have a new profile pic rather than you just noticing it's bloody different

    1 reply
  4. Retweeted
    1 hour ago

    Is the Guardian trying to make us feel sorry for her? She would've poisoned us all with magic Turkish Delight given half a chance

    5 replies 11 retweets 39 likes
  5. 1 hour ago

    RIP Adam West.

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    Daily Mail now blaming May aides for "being obsessed with crushing enemies." 🤔

    109 replies 1,653 retweets 1,979 likes
  7. Retweeted
    6 hours ago

    It's honestly not clear now who's more powerful in Scotland between Davidson and Sturgeon. We've got some Game of Thrones shit on our hands.

    98 replies 96 retweets 331 likes
  8. Retweeted
    May 9

    If only nature would find a way to cover these oranges so we didn't need to waste so much plastic on them...

    337 replies 36,423 retweets 55,351 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    With the Tory party in chaos, it's Michael Gove I feel sorry for. He must have absolutely no idea who to stab in the back.

    140 replies 5,878 retweets 11,409 likes
  10. 4 hours ago

    The Fred and Rose West of politics

    BREAKING Nick Timothy and Fiona Hill resign as Theresa May's chiefs of staff
    1 like
  11. 5 hours ago

    Reminds me of that time Katie Hopkins said she'd run down the street naked with a sausage up her bum. Still hasn't happened.

    He bout to eat it
    1 retweet
  12. 6 hours ago

    It appears everyone on my Facebook is suddenly woke with the results of this election

    1 reply 2 likes
  13. 8 hours ago

    Nice day for a 🏊

    3 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    Arlene Foster turning up for negotiations with May.

    83 replies 3,091 retweets 4,869 likes
  15. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    EVEL rule will have to be dumped for Tory-DUP pact to function -

    3 replies 14 retweets 7 likes
  16. 9 hours ago

    Yes, but it's still 1.3% more than the DUP got.

    UKIP got 1.9% of the vote..please can we STOP inviting their view on political debate shows now? They are irrelevant.
    1 reply 1 like
  17. 9 hours ago

    A cruel wind blows over Scotland

    A fantastic visualisation from . Showing how made % vote share gains in the shires and south of England
    1 like
  18. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    Fuck this. is a disgrace.

    Tory minister on says they will have a vote on reducing time limits on abortion in exchange for DUP support.
    53 replies 2,541 retweets 2,668 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Ken Clarke "some people didn't have the courtesy to explain what they meant by Brexit". Delightful poke at TM.

    5 replies 300 retweets 576 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    New election twist - a DUP politician once made headlines when he complained about a public figure running through his wheat field!

    116 replies 4,746 retweets 7,455 likes
  21. 10 hours ago

    This tweet has not aged well

    People are asking me how I shall vote. I shan't. I live in Chelsea and Kensington, so under our present system my vote is utterly worthless
    3 likes

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