S/o for the crumbl gift card
And yes, this is also an announcement that we are buying a house
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And we never will. 🎶 I’m Sonic till I die 🎶
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many terrible sonic experiences later and I still have not learned my lesson twitter.com/heyyitsshaee/s…
Ted Lasso spoilers with no context
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I feel like we don’t talk about Bubba Watson’s absolutely horrible Master’s menu nearly enough
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Currently listening to a punk rock version of Helpless in Blaze Pizza
Yes, the Hamilton song
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i miss him so much
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Donovan Mitchell's last 4 games 
43 PTS, 5 3PT (65% FG)
40 PTS, 3 3PT (56% FG)
42 PTS, 6 3PT (70% FG)
44 PTS, 5 3PT (46% FG)
43 PTS, 5 3PT (65% FG)
40 PTS, 3 3PT (56% FG)
42 PTS, 6 3PT (70% FG)
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The sheriff to that goat
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A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson.
latimes.com/california/sto
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Taylor Allen is vibing in Africa for 10 days with only one pair of clothes bc my bag got lost. AMA
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Everyone plz learn from me 1) don’t fly United. Even if you think it’s the only option, don’t do it. 2) if you ever check a bag buy an AirTag. I didn’t and I will forever regret it.
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GOOD FOR WILLY Z
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LIV Golf reportedly offered $35 million, upped it to $130 million, and Willy Z still couldn’t be swayed. 
Full story: glfdig.st/oSyV50NkbIr
Full story: glfdig.st/oSyV50NkbIr
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PICK ONE. 
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Me: “The Raiders got a new QB. The most beautiful man in football”
My wife: “Jimmy G?!?l”
We live 5 mins away from the Raiders practice facility. I’m scared.
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You knew the economy was a house of cards, it was just never clear what was going to topple it.
This was it, folks
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People have no idea how bad things are right now and the ripple effects.
The Silicon Valley Bank situation is catastrophic.
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After finalizing a contract buyout with the Utah Jazz, nine-time All-Star guard Russell Westbrook plans to sign with the Los Angeles Clippers, his agent Jeff Schwartz of @excelbasketball tells ESPN.
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The Jazz will have 37 draft picks when this kid is draft eligible 🤞
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Mahamadou Landoure is 13 YEARS OLD and dropped:
56 Points
33 Rebounds
5 Blocks
72% FG
UNREAL.
(via @swishcultures_)
(via @swishcultures_)
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This is so weird to me how much the talking heads try to make small markets seem like hell.
Can you imagine Joe Buck going off about how Green Bay is awful? It would never happen in the NFL
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"These people going to heaven. Ain't nothing to do in this boring ass city. It's a great city, but ain't nothing to do here. Can't smoke, can't drink. These people going to heaven."
Charles Barkley on Salt Lake City 
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Utah crowd signing along to Afrobeats
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GRAMMY® Award-winning singer, songwriter and record producer @burnaboy, 2023 GRAMMY Award-winning singer and Oscar-nominated singer and producer @temsbaby and rapper and singer @heisrema will headline the NBA All-Star Game 2023 halftime show with an Afrobeats-themed performance.
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I was honored to represent today at the All-Star Day of Service. We had the great pleasure of welcoming NBA players, families, and executives to the Bishops Central Storehouse in Salt Lake City.
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I’m in a fight with with because she’s insisting that Wob and Woj are the same person and that I’m making it up that they are two different people. I need backup.
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NATO Commanding General Vanherck has stated he has yet to rule out Aliens or Extraterrestrials in relation to the "Objects" that have been shot down recently over North America.
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ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BREAKING: Some pilots that interacted with the object over Alaska said that it "interfered with their sensors". Some pilots also claimed to have seen no identifiable propulsion on the object, and could not explain how it was staying in the air - CNN
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You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture
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The Nets are trading Kevin Durant to the Phoenix Suns for a package including Mikal Bridges, Cam Johnson, four first-round picks and additional draft compensation, league sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. twitter.com/ShamsCharania/…
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I still believe in an alternate universe where Mike Conley doesn’t injure his hamstring in 2021 playoffs and the Jazz win the championship
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Russell Westbrook with LeBron 1 point away from breaking the nba scoring record
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GET HIM DONNY
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Donovan Mitchell Dillon Brooks let’s rumble
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NBA Youngboy and James The Mormon collab going to go crazy
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YoungBoy Never Broke Again revealed he’s planning on being officially baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ the Latter-day Saints after his ankle monitor is removed. blbrd.cm/ROg65YE
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