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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2018.

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    Im suddenly realizing that a lot of trans girl furries have deer sonas. so in the interest of maintaining my reputation for being original and Unique I’m going to switch to a tarantula or a cricket or something

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    prije 22 sata

    Okay the world's first classical chinese programming language is out (it's also v nice looking)

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  4. (bc ppl were worried, it wasn't like a "lol sjws get triggered" kind of thing, it was like, jokingly saying some people might be "triggered" by seeing material from a past course. i think they're a good person who just didnt think that particular statement through)

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  5. op is a twink

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    16. stu 2018.

    your rap name is the serving size of the last thing you ate. I'm 21 Biscuits

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  7. Ohh yeah I still gotta figure out whether I wanna talk to my stats professor about the triggered joke he did in lecture

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    prije 22 sata

    i think we fucked up by having this attitude that you should be a fan of politicians and not treat them all as hostile toddlers who must be manipulated and threatened into doing the right thing at every turn

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    prije 22 sata

    we should be treating politicians the way that mean white ladies treat starbucks employees

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    If you break a bone you now have one more bone than you did before and I consider that a win

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    prije 11 sati

    I don't know why this is so funny to me: Some of the goats had very faded paint on them, which I assumed was either ID no.s or something saying who owns them, but they just got repainted last night and it turns out it's just their names. Pictured: Лола ("Lola") and Карл ("Karl")

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    13. tra 2012.

    THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED

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    4. velj
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    4. velj

    I've worked professionally in software for 18 years and I can say with certainty that you should not use software for anything

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    2. velj

    Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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    i like making good life choices :)

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    4. velj

    as the results are now in question I am declaring myself as interrim president of the united states until such time as free and fair elections can be held

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    3. velj

    it is feb 3rd, 2020. the caucuses began over 18 hours ago. the sun has yet to set over iowa. the rest of us wake up on february 4th—but not iowa. caucusgoers continue to roam their gymnasiums in endless cycles. "when do we get results from iowa?" we ask. never. iowa never ends.

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    4. velj

    Black cloud: My only working earbuds died two weeks ago Silver lining: 90% of my job is me alone and outdoors, so the goats and I have just been listening to podcasts together blasted on speaker

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    3. velj

    PhD student, c.2020: Here’s a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it’s OK 😕 Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.

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