Timothy Kempf

@takempf

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Oakland, CA
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jan 31

    Remember who your real president is: (it's not )

    Big Boy.
    13 retweets 17 likes
  2. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    A Twitter play in four acts. Surprise ending!

    229 replies 3,046 retweets 5,024 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    If every person in America who was upset with this administration called their reps, damn right it would matter.

    1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Reminder: Amidst this Russia investigation, Republicans are still trying to take away your health care.

    772 replies 22,866 retweets 40,371 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    a lot of tough-on-crime, prison-thirsty senators suddenly channeling defense attorneys now that its their men on the line.

    6 replies 657 retweets 1,738 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Seeing a lot of this re: Comey:

    5 replies 149 retweets 366 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    John McCain brought up Hillary Clinton's emails in today's .

    9 replies 17 retweets 26 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    god where has this meme been all my life

    69 replies 9,747 retweets 24,199 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Dying w how obsessed old men in the Senate are with HRC. Then came back to life with how much I love how threatened they are by her.

    3 retweets 32 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Whether the President's firing of Comey has impeded the Russia investigation is secondary to whether Trump intended it to have that effect.

    141 replies 2,150 retweets 6,154 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Interesting to watch some Republican senators challenge James Comey more in seven minutes than they have Donald Trump in nearly two years.

    848 replies 20,374 retweets 51,198 likes
  12. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    guys this is Randy... don’t be like Randy..

    1,252 replies 27,647 retweets 56,961 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    I think we're finally in sight of her endgame.

    3 replies 16 retweets 9 likes
  14. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    pithy summary of my last few weeks: "I can learn, forget, and relearn cors more times in a day than I care to count" h/t

    1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    FTFY, again.

    8 retweets 21 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    BREAKING: Snowflakes form snowball.

    24 replies 260 retweets 974 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Props to this racist lady who was fired from Breitbart for being too racist, and now she's asking for a handout because she's unemployed.

    Breitbart News fired me for telling the truth about Islam and Muslim immigration.
    1,257 replies 10,096 retweets 34,349 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Life really does come at you fast

    746 replies 31,734 retweets 82,480 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    📣 Big update: We just posted the financial disclosures of 349 officials Trump has installed across the government.

    27 replies 1,456 retweets 1,498 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a dildo factory. Dildo factory workers are all armed with dildos. Draw your own conclusions.

    There's never been a terrorist attack at a Nascar race. Nascar fans are all armed. Draw your own conclusions
    547 replies 22,927 retweets 64,815 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 5
    Replying to

    We also need hella mentors!

    5 retweets 6 likes

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