oh who'd have fucking thought!!!!
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bought a couple of GBA carts on ebay and the seller threw in this weird unmarked one, said they picked it up on vacation and it was a game they'd never seen anywhere else
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i swear every british game dev who worked with nintendo has an embarrassing miyamoto story. this is grant kirkhope's
what if sonic's eye design had gone through the same evolution as mickey mouse's
for people asking why no persona 5 for switch - each megami tensei subseries typically targets a single platform as reflected by its name
PerSona -> PlayStation
Devil Survivor -> DS
Shin Megami Tensei -> SMiTch
Jack Bros -> Jortual Boy
SMT Nine -> Xbox (sold nine units in Japan)
i opened adobe illustrator without any idea of what i was going to do and i did this
seeing #EXPOSEANTIFA trending thanks to every far right dickhead online simulposting the same video from Koch brothers-funded disinformation outfit Project Veritas so lemme clear this one up for you
i can't fucking handle this, tony the tiger blocked all the furries but chester cheetah is loving it
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gotta mute this thread i guess because twitter rewards you for a popular post by making your notifications unusable
hello i'm gay
today i found out that hexadecimal is only called that because people in the 50s didn't want computer nerds to say s*x
its pretty funny to contrast corporate behemoth crunchyroll giving this half arsed treatment to the world's most popular anime against like Discotek painstakingly restoring lost materials for a mecha show from 1972 called Metal Robo Bajollocks that 2 guys are really excited for
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Episodes 75, 80, 82, 92, 99, 105, 106, 142, 157, 159, 161, 168, 169, 172, and 178 all use the cropped footage from the much maligned Orange Boxes. To make matters worse, they've taken the 16:9 crop and then squished it to 4:3. Circles are now ovals... Fun!
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kinda refreshing in a week that's been marked by people being absolute arseholes to game developers
holy shit? Nintendo applied for a trademark on this "Wii" logo in Taiwan in 1997?? was this known about?
found a rich vein of absolutely bizarre and incoherent books on amazon, can't figure out if they're written by a human or a bot. they've broken my brain even more than usual
i think i might have to do a thread on these later but for now please enjoy this excerpt
i just downloaded this 90s cdrom called 'gifs galore' and honestly highly recommended archive.org/details/GifsGa
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its reached the point that people are trying to get me to advertise on this tweet so let me just say that you can get all those projection lights and dildos on aliexpress for cheaper and you don't need to lose weight
hi this is my fav boxart on any of the plug n play shite I've seen so far
okay of all the bullshit that went on between sega of america and japan this is maybe the funniest
america thought sonic was so shit and unmarketable they wanted to get the fucking california raisins guy to teach japan how to design good characters
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Sega Of America Thought Sonic Was "Unsalvageable" As A Character timeextension.com/news/2023/01/s #Repost #Sega #Sonic #MarkCerny #MegaDrive
sorry
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I fucking hate this poster because she's literally doing this pose
so here's a thread about how someone thought my old Simple 2000 Series bot started QAnon
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okay the biggest thing i took away from this is that in spite of all the eidos stuff they jettisoned, Square Enix STILL owns Gex?! They got rid of Tomb Raider, they got rid of Crystal Dynamics themselves but they kept this little green bastard
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It's tail time. #GexIsBack
GEX returns through the science of the Carbon Engine in GEX Trilogy. We'll have more details to share in the future 
#LRG3
#LRG3In 1993 Nintendo, the actual Nintendo, applied for the trademark "Nintembo" in Taiwan
here's a screenshot i took of ebay in 2003 because there were 1337 items in the category
british reactionary politics has a really long history of making a big deal out of things that don't really happen or barely happen at all and nobody with any reach (even their alleged political opponents) ever really challenges their assertions
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TERFs have been lying for years about the "thousands" of children being put on "irreversible" treatments that weren't actually irreversible.
And now we learn... it's less than 200. And the vast majority of them are 15 or over. t.co/gFLdSATYkv
The Microsoft Zune Marketplace (2006-2012) lasted longer than the Confederacy
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This is it. Famiclones have peaked
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did you know there was a 30 grand gold plated saint laurent arcade machine and it's a fucking pandoras box loaded up with 680 pirated roms ysl.com/en-ch/neo-lege
hey hi i finally finally released my now-playable dumps of vast fame's elusive GBC fighting games!! this release is like... 12 years in the making and these games are good shit you should check them out hhug.me/?post=113
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Last Bible -> Le game Boy
Soul Hackers -> sega saturn SHiro
Digital Devil Saga: Avatar Tuner -> DDlayStation Ah, it's Two
ah, 16 fine games for my Game Boy portable entertainment system
Number 1, "Revoling Cubes", hm, never heard of it but I'm sure it's fun
Now let me take a big mouthful of coffee and read the next entry on the list
Disgusting Super Mario game. The vile acts the little man performs are unspeakable
don't circulate bullshit like this please
these are just normal fucking vans that are locked because they have tools/equipment inside
hoaxes like this literally get people killed
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Keep this circulating and retweet Could save several lives!
It's honestly huge that Tim Stamper is showing off some of the stuff from his time at Rare & it's driving me nuts that people are treating him like some common hoarder because he didn't immediately release a fucking ROM
hello i bought a NES emulator stick on aliexpress and it had these weird hacks on the SD card
hhug.me/stuff/MiniGame
Hi this is a 69 in 1 cartridge and all the games on it are developed by NICE CODE
I'm not even kidding
okay there's a wizard of oz game on the snes and it absolutely sucks ass but i love the cowardly lion in it
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absolutely didn't expect this to blow up. sorry Grant
muting it now for the sake of me notifs
i think i found the secret best thing in the gameboy leaks. first, here's Golf King, a straight localisation of a Japanese golf game. your golf coach is a pleasant old man called Bobby who believes in you
thinking about how the US video game crash is used to justify console lockouts based on the narrative that the crash was caused by a flood of poor third-party software, and yet the two games held up as being the shittiest and most disappointing were both in-house atari
the fakest little cartridge
no components inside or even bridged pins, no actual contacts in the cartridge slot, it just presses switches inside the console
that wording jfc, they won't allow content that "normalizes sexual acts"
sex is literally the most normal thing in the world. fuck off cyber prudes
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god check out these powerful graphics i made for my pokemon fansite in the year 2000
i don't think i even used them
one of these cds has an old version of mozilla on it for some reason
please look at its splash screen
today I learned that Windjammers was going to have buff furries but they changed it because they thought Europeans wouldn't like it?!?!??! WHAT
testing out a bot that generates buzzfeed headlines
here are some highlights
came across this 1992 entertainment weekly article about how japanese games get changed for the US and they even approached the publishers for comment
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i'm all about this last one
Excuse me what the FUCK is this
you want to use my "offline activity"?? how about you gargle my balls
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tbh there was a small amount of trickery involved but it is actually running on the GBA
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shit this dumb tweet is blowing up?
jack frost says support trans rights hee ho
i like when aliexpress lists all the completely made up brands on its site like theyre real and i'm gonna be going oh hell yeah gotta get me that Gdgydh or RoyaDong
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just to save everyone doing the same reply again:
fascism is an ideology and not a set of tactics and attempting to suppress that ideology does not make you "the real fascists" cheers
Remember this when all these companies break out the rainbows for Pride
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is there a reason why so many celebs who would generally like to be seen as liberal and pro-environment are hopping on board with this stuff? is there some NFT Guy going round all the hollywood sex parties shilling them to everyone?
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i don't mean to slag off will vinton at all btw he was a very talented guy
but it just speaks to the cluelessness of execs throughout history that they saw what would become one of the most iconic character designs ever and went "no we need something with more noid energy"
