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    Taffy Brodesser-Akner‏Verified account @taffyakner 5 Nov 2020

    Is this what it's like to watch/care about sports? If so, why would you ever do it on purpose?

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      1. Taffy Brodesser-Akner‏Verified account @taffyakner 5 Nov 2020

        Guys, obv this was a Bachelorette tweet. You know that, right?

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      1. Michele Drohan  🍸‏ @shellsteak 5 Nov 2020
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        Federer fans can relate to this particularly well. It ain't easy!

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      1. Lucy Cohen Blatter‏ @LucyCBlatter 5 Nov 2020
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        Was just thinking the exact same thing!

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      1. Dixon‏ @Dixonthewall 5 Nov 2020
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        It's a fair point candidly. Sports fans are some of the angriest, most joyless people I've ever known. I am still a big sports fan, but, in this very limited aspect of my life, I only allow myself the joyful moments. The sport losses, in the long run, simply don't matter.

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      1. Sona Charaipotra‏ @sona_c 5 Nov 2020
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        It’s EXHAUSTING.

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      2. Gordy Megroz‏ @GordyMegroz 5 Nov 2020
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        No, not really. If your team loses, it sucks but it’s not the end of the world.

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      3. Matthew Kitchen‏Verified account @matthewkitchen 5 Nov 2020
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        Oh, so then you don't watch sports

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      1. Kate McKean‏Verified account @kate_mckean 5 Nov 2020
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        I got started liking college football b/c it was a way to bond with my dad. Then I got swept up as a student at a big football school. It's just drama with arcane rules & leather balls & matching colors. Not different than watching reality TV and rooting for who gets booted off.

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      1. (((Beth Balsam)))‏ @bbalsam 5 Nov 2020
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        I always use sports as an example. I have zero interest in it, but if you told me our future rested on knowing stats, team colors, etc. I would study up fast. I don't get people who sit out elections.

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      1. Allison in Brexitland‏ @andevers 5 Nov 2020
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        Agree. 100% agree.

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