Reminder that celebrities have wood chips where their brains should be.pic.twitter.com/8wEJ6W47tq
Translator of contemporary French philosophy (Guattari, Simondon, Laruelle); blog writer @ Fractal Ontology; podcast co-author of @Theory_talk with Joe Weissman
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Reminder that celebrities have wood chips where their brains should be.pic.twitter.com/8wEJ6W47tq
To be fair, full moons lead to weird shit. But it’s more paychology most likely. Not gravity or hydraulics
Exactly. But our moon has enough force to regulate ovarian cycles and influence the tides. I think Jake was thinking along that, to be fair, and maybe he was high, but the moon’s fullness is a different phenomenon, so epic fail
Oh no man, he is full on batshit.pic.twitter.com/pQle4VXXGp
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