Does one enter underage drinking parties into one’s dayplanner when one is in high school?https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1043949923388076032 …
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Replying to @jbarro @BJulie555
Monday 7:00 pm Getting wasted at Bob's Friday 9:30 Kegger at Biff's, hoping to hook up with Buffy. Tuesday 10:00 pm Mom and Dad out of town. Hoping to boof in their bed! Fingers crossed. Wednesday 8:00 am Mom and Dad came back early. Boofing on hold for now.
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I thought Boof was friends with Biff and Buffy
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You might be thinking of Bonkers but it is an easy mistake because they look like twins. Bonkers lives near Biff and Buffy. Check Google maps and Zillow or ask Whelan, I hear he is on leave from work so he has plenty of time.
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Hahaha. I can’t help but groan and guffaw under my breath (a groanfaw? A guffroan?) when I hear Whelan’s name in context now
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My wife has now told me that the correct expression is “gruffaw”. I strongly disagree.
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But I wanted to portmanteau Carroll’s pormanteau
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