The way the NHS treats dentistry is downright medieval. I'm surprised they didn't suggest I pour honey on my eyes + let a snake lick it off
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@tactful have you tried that yet?
@VladToBeHere I had to substitute in maple syrup for the honey, and a small kitten for the snake. Will see how it goes
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@tactful silly Josh, that's the cure for chlamydia.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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