Oldest man in Waitrose. Buying a ton of blue cheese and THIRTY TWO toilet rolls. I want in on that party.
@samwrite His neighbour is going to regret fucking with the back-garden fence when he wakes up to a house smeared with brie and TP
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@samwrite His neighbour is going to regret fucking with the back-garden fence when he wakes up to a house smeared with brie and TP