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You ever been so tired you can't even be bothered to order food in? Like the performance of deciding what to order from where, getting dressed enough to go down and collect it from a human you have to interact with, is effort. could more easily lay on the floor and eat 5 pickles
I eventually ordered pizza, but those 5 pickles are still in the jar. Tempting me 
Aren't they Cucumbers?
pickles are pickled cucumbers 
eat the pickles while u eat the pizza and boom there you go
Pickles x pizza 
Lmao XD
DONT EVEN TRY
Can I have those pickles?
Eat them ALL
i want burger king
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