Josh Ling @ Adopt Me! on Twitter: "Robbing an empty jewelry store when a police officer shows up. "Stop!" they say, as they approach me "Stay back!" I yell, "You have to maintain at least 2 Metres for social distancing." And that kids, is how I got your grandfather all those engagement rings"

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1. disturbing noob ‏ @AndYeetus May 27
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  Gets caught 80 years later
  
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1. Alia best friends with Sea turtle aka sophi :)‏ @Alia13084360 May 27
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  XD I know how I’m gonna rob some banks
  
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1. TheCoolMan436‏ @TheCoolMan436 May 27
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  Some amazing stories you tell tactful Tell some more
  
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1. Timo Tastic (Read pinned fast)‏ @TimoTastic12 May 27
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  lol ok
  
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1. Hikari‏ @HikariWeeb May 27
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  That’s so cool dad
  
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1. Anonymous‏ @YourAnonPerson May 27
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1. Bloxburg Holiday Resort‏ @resort_bloxburg May 27
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  thats funny
  
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1. 0ofbread‏ @0ofbread May 27
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  Lol
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1. Tori Sterrenberg‏ @SterrenbergTori May 27
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  Haha
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1. hello‏ @Cxrlyables May 27
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  How come I never noticed thsi!?pic.twitter.com/uGCEvmxDhg
  
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