My Partner: I'm leaving you. Me: You can't leave now! We're only halfway through this sprint! At least wait until after daily standup
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My Partner: I'm not happy in this relationship
Me: classic scope creep! we just need to reduce the number of difficult-to-ship features you expect from a good relationship 
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My Partner: ...I've met someone else Me: Wow, you really want to onboard someone new, right now, in this economy?
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U may want to talk to me in dms?
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this is high art
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And i think ilk soon John gram adopt me
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Oh no
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@peraldon see another fine example right here. please up your gameThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Weirdoa
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