why did the pirate take up archery? because they like to shoot the ARRRRows!! 

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what's a pirate's favorite rice dish? ARisotto, of course
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what’s a pirates favorite pun? ARRRe you ever gonna stop doing these cheesy jokes???
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YOU WEREN'T KIDDING (turn headphone volume down.)pic.twitter.com/2IRmDV6NQD
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Me over here

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No chicken leg piece
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k this was actually kina funny ngl
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What do you call a rat inside of a pie A pie-rat
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Technically a pirate though
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