Saw someone say that our latest update was a failure because we "only had 760,000 players online" when last weekend we had 1.6 Million. Incredible how quickly people adapt to new realities - 760k is higher than the CCU has ever been except for last Saturday's amazing record break
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We celebrate numbers, but numbers aren't everything. The problem with caring too much about ever-increasing numbers is the same problem as capitalism - eventually the numbers go down, and that's somehow seen as failure, instead of a continuation of success
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C'mon, there's gotta be some way to keep up the numerical pace! Have you tried sacrificing the mental health of your employees in exchange for the numbers going up a little longer?
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good idea, everyone now works twice the hours for a sweet 10% productivity boost (and a 50% quality of work decline)
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Make sure to take away all health benefits and the lunchroom - employees don't need food, they need to work!
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actually they updated the meta, you're now supposed to provide free food + snacks so employees are incentivised to spend more time at work working
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+ provide a healthcare scheme so good you feel you can't leave your job ever or you and your family will lose coverage, yeet!
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