Me, rehearsing my order in my head for the past 10 mins: I'll have the paojiao chicken please
Cashier: sorry we don't have that
Me: Uhhhhhh...
My Brain: sorry bud ur on ur own here I'mma head oot peace 
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All corner shops near me have the sweets/candy at the counter + alcohol behind the counter. The anxiety is palpable. Whilst in a rapidly moving queue I have to decide what I want. There are people waiting behind me! This is how I end up with a single Oreo and 2L of Absinthe
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Just kidding, this never happens because I also rehearse a backup option in case my first option is unavailable :)))
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Me at work: incredibly decisive and logical Me in personal life: just give me 10 more mins to decide, I need to make sure I pick the correct flavour of gum
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