She arrived as I was typing this and I felt weird about it. I had to get dressed and tidy for this 30 second human interaction wtf (it was fine, she's lovely)
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HER: how are you finding the place? ME, melting into a puddle, gripping the sides of the sofa desperately trying to maintain my grip on reality: its great thanks everything is good and great, I'm great and you're great and things are good thanks ok
