Was it a good NYE? Let us consult the drunk outgoing messages to find outpic.twitter.com/uDAWcZdW0M
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Was it a good new year? My friend cooked lasagna and we weren't hungry so instead me and my sister stole 3 individual portions wrapped in cling film to eat later, here are pics of him making it in his Footlocker bowling shirtpic.twitter.com/mHRVe0DWbM
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You, a simpleton: I brought home 1/3 of a bottle of champagne from this party Me, a Genius: i could throw one of these individually wrapped portions of lasagna at you as a weapon, and still have a second backup portion to eat
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