Director of Business Development & Growth @PlayAdoptMe. Prev @Hypixel @IGFestUK. note: put something funny yet deeply relatable before saving bio. He/Him 
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Over the past 3 years I've worked with a team of radical scientists to develop a containment device that will trap Santa, drain his polar magic and filter it into me. I will then use the magic of Christmas to reverse climate change and solve world hunger
To create the device we intercepted 1000s of letters to santa, changing their return addresses to our warehouse. A custom built chimney flume will drop santa straight into a cage filled with millions of individual cookies and glasses of milk Santa is forced by tradition to eat
Bring back the dinosaurs too please.
the fact that Santa hasn't already used his polar magic to end global warming is really telling. this capitalist bastard is too concerned with profit margins to worry about what's happening in his own back yard. billionaires make me sick
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