When you hit 4.99 Uber send you an invitation to an exclusive private event where you actually get to bust a unionpic.twitter.com/QLeWHnU1dK
My sole purpose in life is to become a driver, move to your area, and work until you coincidentally ride with me so I can 1 star you right into the bin
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You'd be defeated by my unbridled charm and humility. You wouldn't be able to hit that 1 star no more than drive off and say, "Wow. What a guy.".
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Humbled, ruined, tired, I finish the trip then order myself an Uber to the nearest coastline and walk into the sea
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