Project Managers are the least coordinated people in their personal lives. Its like they spend all their coordination energy at work, then when they come home it's pure chaos, things are on fire, washing is in the fridge, a body is rotting near a pile of unread productivity books
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we can never have babies they will just be dead in one sprint
before childbirth: "our schedule is great, we have a great roadmap to take this project from early access alpha through full release" after childbirth: "god is a lie, we need additional funding, we need to delay release, why did we think this project had legs, IT CANT EVEN WALK"
