Flight Attendant: is there a Doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudges me* that should've been you Me: dad no Dad: not asking for a raccoon are they? Me: dad you are also a raccoon Flight Attendant: here’s your special ordered trash meal sir Dad: not NOW
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I hate this meme josh look what you inspired me to do
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