I don’t trust people that fall asleep comfortably on their side, like it’s literally the most narrow unstable edge of your body with a limb stuck underneath - grow up and sleep on your front so that if a bear comes into your room it will think ur dead and leave you alone
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No matter how comfortable this real woman actually sleeping it is not an optimum position for bear defence
very true, that's why I sleep sitting up with hammers taped to both hands
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